* Walethia Aquil:

I provide my clients with the tools and skills necessary for them to be enthusiastic and comfortable in any social situation. 

* Mindy Lockard:

Aside from I have the best job in the world?  I often make it clear not to worry as it would be inappropriate for me to make verbal or mental judgments.  Unless asked of course.

* Karen Hickman:

I'm in the nice business."

* Arden Clise:

I say “I’m an etiquette consultant, but don’t worry, I’m not on duty.” (Thanks Maria for that one!). Then I explain I help professionals feel more confident and comfortable in the workplace. I’m still figuring out my elevator pitch.

* Diane Gottsman: 

I say that I teach corporate etiquette.  I don’t feel the need to be funny or say anything catchy because when I tell them what I do they are usually intrigued and have a million questions.  My own doctor keeps me in his office much longer talking about etiquette than he does talking about my stomach ache.

* William Hanson:

I hate being asked by people what I do as it normally then involves a long conversation, or just a stunned reaction. Whilst there’s nothing more I like than telling people what I do (I am not embarrassed) sometimes when you are asked and you’re at the bank filling in a form or something, you really don’t want to get into a big confab. I now just say ‘consultant’ in those situations.

* Jodi R. Smith: 

I tell them that I teach confidence. 

* Janice S. Gibson: 

I am an Etiquette, Hospitality, and Tea Educator.  I teach social and dining etiquette to children and adults.  I teach leadership skills (politeness and sensitivity to others, self respect, and self confidence)—skills that you can use now and for the rest of your life.

* Rebecca Black: 

I begin by saying that I have the most rewarding and enjoyable job on the face of the world. I have the opportunity to help others feel more confident; I help my clients realize that everything they do affects those around them, and I prepare them for their future. I feel that my clients leave me feeling as if they are more socially savvy and feel comfortable in shared spaces.

* Juanita Ecker:

I tell them, “I teach the skills that lead to business savvy and professional success”. Whenever I tell people I am a business etiquette consultant, the response I often get is, “boy is that needed today.” It’s true. Business etiquette training is needed for every company that wants to create positive impressions that last and last.

* Lisa Mirza Grotts:

I teach people ways to outclass their competition and make them more competitive in both business and social environments. 

* Jay Remer:

A work in progress; getting traction; keeping me busy; filled with frustrations and challenges and joy.

Dear Reader, which one is your favourite one? Please let me know.